late summer flowers
Summer, please don’t go away
- Baby: M-m
- Mom: Mama?
- Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
This should be posted in school hallways.
Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
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A bunless hun
Marc Quinn (British, b. 1964), Permafrost, 2006. Oil on canvas, 170 x 255 cm.